Free Diet Recipe

1/2 pound sea scallops
Freshly squeezed lemon juice or lime juice
Seasoning salt
1 cup shredded cabbage
3 to 4 green onions, thinly sliced (white part and some of the green)
1/4 cup fresh chopped cilantro
2 tablespoons light mayonnaise
1 tablespoon cider vinegar
Splenda to taste*
Dash of Tabasco
Salt and pepper to taste
2 (6-inch) flour or wheat low-fat tortillas, warmed
* Splenda is the [...]

French chefs plunge them into boiling water; English ones, in an attempt to appear more humane, drive kitchen knives through their skulls before doing the same thing.
No wonder the miserable creatures go red. They’re mad as hell. What a way to treat the king of crustaceans.
Let’s make a pact. From now on let’s treat the [...]